Frequently asked questions about Alex Green:

Q: I really loved Emergency Anthems, but why does Alex keep writing about sharks?

A: More importantly, why do they keep writing about him?

Q: Did Alex write all the lyrics for Golden Curtain's Underwater Gospels album?

A: He did, but he didn't write any of the lyrics for Taylor Swift's 1989 album.

Q: What's the best book Alex has never read?

A: Bleak House by Charles Dickens. He often says he totally loved not reading it.

Q: Can you ask Alex what the top three ways to get rabies are?

A: He says, bats, feral dogs and Eddie Money.

Q: What can you reveal about what's in the new novel Alex is working on?

A: Murder, suicide, thrash metal and the black market organ trade. It's a Christmas novel.